I Love Brains Funny Geek Welcome Doormat sam When your own kids texts

When your own kids texts his or her friends and refers to you as a b*tch

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This custom door mat is for those moms who tirelessly takes their kids to TaeKwonDo class in hope their children learn discipline and respect

I Love Brains Funny Geek Welcome Doormat sam When your own kids textsMy babe is super smart, I let him know at the front door that it's his brains that I love and not his sculpted abs or rock hard butt. I adore his ability to fix everything I need and finish all my papers for school while in his shorty shorts. Or, as a flesh eating zombie his brains are with my meal palette. Heart shape brain with a nice bite chewed off can have two meanings. Love of smarts or tasty treat. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats